onlylolgifs: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! heres a cat eating a watermelon ok, have a nice day
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
zayn everyday in the mirror
You are currently on the computer at night and...
( ) Is a Demon from hell that came to kill me! (x) MY MOTHER WOKE UP!